jacko
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 05:17 PM |
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Warning more rioting
There has been fight in the biscuit tin.
A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a club, tied him up to a wagon wheel with a Blue ribbon and made his
Breakaway in a Taxi .
The police say Rocky was last seen just after-eight in maryland with a ginger nut as an accomplice only known to police as Rich T.
They didn't leave a crumb of evidence so the jammie dodger might get away with it 
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tompat3463
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 05:40 PM |
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The f****ng twix will get away with it !!
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scootz
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 05:44 PM |
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Stat away from the Lockets... they're feckin menthol! 
It's Evolution Baby!
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tompat3463
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 posted on 23/8/11 at 05:58 PM |
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Felt sick when I read this storey. It must have been my Digestive system.
He he
[Edited on 23/8/11 by tompat3463]
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handyandy
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 06:18 PM |
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The culprit will probably be having a snack on bourbon street New orleans after his marathon journey
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tompat3463
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 06:27 PM |
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It must be an 'echo' of the London riots.
New's up date from the police..the've found the CCTV footage and can now release that the culprit's mate Gary's Baldy..
that took some effort 
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tompat3463
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 06:30 PM |
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Also the mother of the offendant would like to hear from him as he's been a Wafer so long.........
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 06:36 PM |
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Well done lads.
That just about takes the biscuit.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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westf27
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 08:17 PM |
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sent this thread to a mate and this just came back
no its not work safe for some
[Edited on 23/8/2011 by westf27]
555
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Daddylonglegs
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| posted on 23/8/11 at 08:40 PM |
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I hope they do get caught, then they'll be custard cream crackered!!
It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 25/8/11 at 08:41 AM |
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I'm glad my one wasn't involved, he's a nice biscuit really
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Peteff
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| posted on 25/8/11 at 09:05 AM |
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I though he was hob nobbing with the wrong crowd all along.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Irony
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| posted on 25/8/11 at 09:11 AM |
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Thats the way the cookie crumbles...
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