corrado vr6
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:21 PM |
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Practical jokes to do to newlyweds flat
Morning all, my brother has just got married and is back from honeymoon tomorrow, I have the keys to his flat where they will be returning to, I would
like to do some practical jokes on them, for example switch the labels on all their canned goods, any other good/mischievous ideas?? Thanks in advance
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mookaloid
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:34 PM |
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confetti everywhere
Inside umbrellas, wardrobes, drawers ice cubes, pockets, sofas, bed, - you get the idea
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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Ben_Copeland
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:36 PM |
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Switch all the furniture around in the rooms
Brown paper wrap everything
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Peteff
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:37 PM |
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Swap all his condoms for party balloons. Don't be mean, let him have a bit of peace and quiet. 
yours, Pete
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twybrow
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:39 PM |
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Steal one of every pair of their socks.... That would drive me bonkers - I hate odd socks!
Hide something ticking/with an alarm to chime at inappropriate times....
Food colouring in the shower head
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zetec
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:40 PM |
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Packet of free Durex with holes in?...best not.
How about cling film over the toilet pan or stink bombs stuck under the toilet seat.
" I only registered to look at the pictures, now I'm stuck with this username for the rest of my life!"
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snapper
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 12:55 PM |
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Fish behind the radiators
I eat to survive
I drink to forget
I breath to pi55 my ex wife off (and now my ex partner)
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stevebubs
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 01:01 PM |
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Crime scene tape on the door; masking tape of a body outline in the lounge/bedroom ...
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stevebubs
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 01:02 PM |
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Change the locks?
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stevebubs
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 01:02 PM |
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Childlocks on all the cupboards...
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madteg
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 01:13 PM |
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Dried peas under bed sheet.
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slingshot2000
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 01:40 PM |
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Half a bottle of washing-up liquid in every toilet cistern.
If you also have access to their cars, confetti on top of the sun-visors.
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number-1
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 02:16 PM |
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Rent it out
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scootz
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 02:18 PM |
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Time for the torn-faced Scotsmans input...
Whatever you do, keep it simple and fun. Anything that involves excessive cleaning or sorting is rarely taken as fun!
It's Evolution Baby!
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violentblue
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 03:33 PM |
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reroute the fill tube in the back of the toilet, so it'll shoot his missus in the back when she flushes.
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clanger
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 04:21 PM |
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remove fuses from all plugs.............fridge freezer excepted
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Texan
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 04:40 PM |
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A nice thin layer of Vaseline on the toilet seat so as to not be visble.
Red Kool Aid in the shower heads. (it takes several packages)
I drive therefore I am.
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ed1max
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 04:48 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by corrado vr6
Morning all, my brother has just got married and is back from honeymoon tomorrow, I have the keys to his flat where they will be returning to, I would
like to do some practical jokes on them, for example switch the labels on all their canned goods, any other good/mischievous ideas?? Thanks in advance
Nail a kipper under the bed
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JoelP
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 08:40 PM |
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What a bunch of bastards you all are! Just stick a hose pipe through his letterbox and be done with it.
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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blakep82
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 09:21 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
What a bunch of bastards you all are! Just stick a hose pipe through his letterbox and be done with it.
even better is a big bag of cress seeds, and a bucket of water. not for your brother, but for anyone you don't like who is away for a few
days...
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SteveWalker
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| posted on 23/9/12 at 09:32 PM |
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Ones I have actually known done are filling the living room completely with balloons; hiding loads of alarm clocks set to go off every fifteen minutes
and (to a builder and his new wife) bricking up the front door.
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AllWeatherDan
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| posted on 24/9/12 at 08:05 AM |
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Order a FATOGRAM
There is no such thing as a stupid question.
Just the ones I ask!
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loggyboy
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| posted on 24/9/12 at 08:11 AM |
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Stretch Clingfilm over the toilet bowl.
Postit note his bathroom or PC/desk/study
Mistral Motorsport
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loggyboy
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| posted on 24/9/12 at 08:14 AM |
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Get hold of a baby scan, stick it an envelope with no name on it, attach a note saying - (name of mate), I thought you would want to see the first
picture of your son. You havent returned any of my calls, I hope this picture makes you change your mind as I want our child to know his father. Luv
(ex GFs name)
[Edited on 24-9-12 by loggyboy]
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roadrunner
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| posted on 24/9/12 at 09:20 AM |
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I'm glad you lot live too far away to be my mates.
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