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davidimurray

posted on 29/1/15 at 07:57 PM Reply With Quote
Ebay - Real Question or P**s take?

I've got a bike carb manifold for a Pinto for sale on ebay - Ford Pinto ZX6R Bike Carb Manifold Carburetor Kit Car Locost Rally Caterham

Today I had a message from an ebay member -

"Does a normal sweeping brush fit in each hole? Looking for a bracket for my sweeping brushes"

I was quite astounded and can't work out whether he is serious or not!!!!!





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r1_pete

posted on 29/1/15 at 08:28 PM Reply With Quote
Tell him it has several holes, so by using a bungee it adjusts to fit many waist sizes, and by inserting a broom in each runner he can sweep the floor four times faster whilst walking around, than the traditional single broom up the ar$e method.
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Andi

posted on 29/1/15 at 08:31 PM Reply With Quote
Gotta be a P take

Tell him only photoshop square handled brushes fit


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Hodor

posted on 29/1/15 at 08:37 PM Reply With Quote
Does it take four candles?
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myke pocock

posted on 29/1/15 at 08:43 PM Reply With Quote
Say "No brush holes but plenty of arse holes"
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TimC

posted on 29/1/15 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
I bet it's genuine.






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Hellfire

posted on 29/1/15 at 10:36 PM Reply With Quote
Just give him the diameter and let him decide if it's suitable for his brushes...

Phil






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philw

posted on 30/1/15 at 08:03 AM Reply With Quote
I reckon genuine, it's a novel way to store your brushes on the back of your Transit if your a petrol head, I bet the first person to say I want to make a coffee table out of that V8 led in the corner of the scrap yard raised some eyebrows





Must try harder

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motorcycle_mayhem

posted on 30/1/15 at 09:15 AM Reply With Quote
I reckon it's genuine.

Just as I use my ex-Hillman Imp oil filler spouts, screwed to the wall, for lathe tools.
Yes, I'm being serious.

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davidimurray

posted on 30/1/15 at 10:21 AM Reply With Quote
Well i've sent him a serious reply - if he want to pay that much for a brush holder I ain't going to stand in his way





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dhutch

posted on 30/1/15 at 01:00 PM Reply With Quote
And rightly so!
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graememk

posted on 31/1/15 at 10:36 AM Reply With Quote
sorry I couldn't help myself


would my penis fit in the hole?

just thinking this would be great for a sausage fest orgy?


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Possibly, but you would need to check the size of your penis - the inside diameters of the runners are 38mm. Don't forget to measure your friend's too as up to 4 of you can share the manifold.

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02GF74

posted on 31/1/15 at 03:38 PM Reply With Quote
Its not called a manifold for no reason.






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jossey

posted on 31/1/15 at 03:55 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hodor
Does it take four candles?


Do you mean folk handles......





Thanks



David Johnson

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Hodor

posted on 31/1/15 at 07:09 PM Reply With Quote
Yeah, that's what I said, four candles...
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