mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 2/10/05 at 10:29 PM |
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Dont talk to drunks
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a litre of skimmed milk,
a litre of orange juice,
a box of eggs,
a pack of bacon and
a large jar of coffee
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
she was indeed single. She looked at her five items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
earth did you know that?"
wait for it 
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly 
[Edited on 2-10-05 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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Chris_R
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 06:12 AM |
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Cracking! A good start to an otherwise b******s monday.
A bit of slapstick never hurt anyone.
http://www.chris.renney.dsl.pipex.com/
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ned
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 08:06 AM |
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the oldies are always the goodies
beware, I've got yellow skin
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Triton
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 08:12 AM |
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Being old i totally aggree there Ned
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Hellfire
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| posted on 3/10/05 at 10:06 AM |
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That one I like....
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