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Aboardman

posted on 27/4/06 at 06:13 PM Reply With Quote
Important rules for Women during the World Cup

Important rules for Women during the World Cup



Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to girlfriends, fiancees, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general)

These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year...

List Of Rules

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations.

If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to
the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am,
unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about
football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League,
etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the World

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donut

posted on 27/4/06 at 06:20 PM Reply With Quote
Is there football on then?????????????














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Liam

posted on 27/4/06 at 06:25 PM Reply With Quote
Foot what?
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graememk

posted on 27/4/06 at 06:35 PM Reply With Quote
strangly for once i agree with mark
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BKLOCO

posted on 27/4/06 at 09:08 PM Reply With Quote
Football....
22 mentally sub-normal homosexuals chasing a bag of wind.





Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!!!

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phoenix70

posted on 27/4/06 at 09:15 PM Reply With Quote
I think the World Cup is a great thing....... all the football ..... nothing but football on the telly ...... a very good reason to go to the garage and continue building!!
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chockymonster

posted on 27/4/06 at 09:38 PM Reply With Quote
I love football, well I think I do as I support crystal palace .

The only games I'm interested in over the WC period is any of the Home nation (not including the ex colonies)
The rest of the time I'll be in the garage

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flyingkiwi

posted on 27/4/06 at 09:39 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by phoenix70
I think the World Cup is a great thing....... all the football ..... nothing but football on the telly ...... a very good reason to go to the garage and continue building!!


Hoping to have the car finished and road legal by then, seeing as England stops for the world cup (well for the first round anyway) should get at least 3 days of traffic free motoring.





It Runs!!!!! Bring on the SVA!

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