Mezzz
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 posted on 14/5/06 at 12:27 AM |
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Here is a good joke!!!
A white dude is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp,
partially buried in the sand.. He picks up the lamp and gives it a
good rub. Two blonde genies appear and advise him that he has been
granted 3 wishes.
The dude makes his 3 wishes and the blonde genies disappear.. The next
thing the dude knows - he's in a bedroom, in a MANSION, surrounded by
50 BEAUTIFUL women! He makes love to all of them and then begins to
explore the house..
He feels something soft under his feet, so he looks down - the floor
is COVERED in R200 notes.. Then there's a knock at the door.. He opens
the door and finds 2 people dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.. They
grab him, drag him outside to the nearest tree, put a noose around his
neck and hang him until he's dead.. The Klansmen then walk off. As
they're walking away, they remove their hoods - it's the two blonde
genies! The one blonde genie turns to the other one and says: "Hey.. I
can understand his 1st wish - having all those beautiful women in a
big mansion to make love to.. I can also understand his 2nd wish - him
wanting to be a millionaire, and all..
BUT..
why he wanted to be hung like a black man, is just BEYOND me.."
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donut
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| posted on 14/5/06 at 08:48 AM |
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Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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