Confused but excited.
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| posted on 22/10/07 at 03:05 PM |
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Ladies in Heaven
Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woma n : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch h im in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart at tack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-------------------we'd both still
be alive.
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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iank
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| posted on 22/10/07 at 03:11 PM |
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Jimbob
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| posted on 22/10/07 at 04:05 PM |
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donut
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| posted on 22/10/07 at 04:45 PM |
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Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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02GF74
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| posted on 24/10/07 at 11:38 AM |
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that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it
wold not have been pleasant.
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 24/10/07 at 12:00 PM |
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^Its not supposed to be true you know^
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 24/10/07 at 04:44 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it
wold not have been pleasant.
IT'S A JOKE! Duh! 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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Rickaaay
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| posted on 25/10/07 at 02:56 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it
wold not have been pleasant.
wow! I am guessing that you don't come across too many jokes.
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