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MakeEverything

posted on 31/3/10 at 04:59 PM Reply With Quote
WTF??? :o

Just got in from a spa day near Birmingham, to find a fkin CHICKEN in the garden?? - Yes, a LIVE one too!

Spoke to the RSPCA, and they said well, if youre happy to keep it, build a coop, and put it away at night!

So, we gained an unexpected household pet today! The kids will lvoe it!





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flak monkey

posted on 31/3/10 at 05:04 PM Reply With Quote
Lol, we have chickens. Probably came from a neighbour. They dont usually stray very far from home.

Down side is of the 15 or so we have, 85% are cockrels, noisy buggers!





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posted on 31/3/10 at 05:15 PM Reply With Quote
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MakeEverything

posted on 31/3/10 at 05:15 PM Reply With Quote
Holy shit, it just laid its first egg!!





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flak monkey

posted on 31/3/10 at 05:30 PM Reply With Quote
You should get around 1 a day

They'll eat anything, feed it well





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scootz

posted on 31/3/10 at 05:31 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
Holy shit, it just laid its first egg!!


That means it likes you and wants to stay with you... forever!





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scudderfish

posted on 31/3/10 at 05:34 PM Reply With Quote
And if it pisses you off, that's Sunday lunch sorted.
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MakeEverything

posted on 31/3/10 at 06:21 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything
Holy shit, it just laid its first egg!!


That means it likes you and wants to stay with you... forever!


Well, after the naming ceremony (We called it Google) and going to wickes to buy some timber and chicken wire, the little bastard flew away!
Shortest ever career as a chicken farmer!





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02GF74

posted on 31/3/10 at 06:53 PM Reply With Quote
hope you kept your receipt.






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posted on 31/3/10 at 07:05 PM Reply With Quote
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Well, after the naming ceremony (We called it Google) and going to wickes to buy some timber and chicken wire, the little bastard flew away!



Never count your chickens before they are catched


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Liam

posted on 31/3/10 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
Ha ha! Halarious

Well at least you got an egg out of it. Hang on - I thought the egg-laying gender wasn't too hot at flying? Or was Chicken Run not an accurate documentary?

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flak monkey

posted on 31/3/10 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
None can fly, they can make a spectacular leap though, a good 10' anyway!





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deanwelch

posted on 31/3/10 at 07:35 PM Reply With Quote
very very funny.............did you not think that might happen as soon as you finished building it a home............lol
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hillbillyracer

posted on 31/3/10 at 07:37 PM Reply With Quote
Yeah they flap a lot & dont really fly but it assits the ability to jump a fair bit!
You're better off without it though really, we used to have them on the farm here & they're smelly thing that scrats about & makes a right mess!

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blakep82

posted on 31/3/10 at 10:49 PM Reply With Quote
i've got 2 chickens too

then one day about 2 weeks ago another 2 appeared just down the road! thats happened before lol. they're awesome pets though





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MakeEverything

posted on 1/4/10 at 08:36 AM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by 02GF74
hope you kept your receipt.


I did, but im going to build the coop today, and were buying another two chickens tomorrow.
Were calling one Google, and the other Boggle......





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posted on 1/4/10 at 09:34 AM Reply With Quote
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Simon

posted on 2/4/10 at 09:04 PM Reply With Quote
Very funny thread

Make sure chcikens are secure from foxes - we lost about 2 dozen. We got the fox though!

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posted on 2/4/10 at 10:22 PM Reply With Quote
They're noisy and stinky but these problems are easily solved with a breadcrumb coating.





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gazza285

posted on 2/4/10 at 10:34 PM Reply With Quote
WTF are you doing on a "spa" day near Birmingham? There's only one Spa, and that's on Belgium's only hill.





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boggle

posted on 3/4/10 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote
boggle???

richard....i think you need to amend your original post from spa day to mincing day....





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Paul TigerB6

posted on 3/4/10 at 07:51 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MakeEverything

Well, after the naming ceremony (We called it Google) and going to wickes to buy some timber and chicken wire, the little bastard flew away!


Probably because it was actually a pigeon!!

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Benzine

posted on 3/4/10 at 08:20 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Simon
Very funny thread

Make sure chcikens are secure from foxes - we lost about 2 dozen. We got the fox though!


I've just got back from 7 weeks on a remote farm in Wales. They had 30 chickens and about 10 ducks. They are free to roam and had no chicken houses/coups etc, just a simple shelter for them to lay in, and they haven't lost any to foxes. Neighbouring farms have, and you can hear the foxes at night.

Reason: all the men on the farm pee around the farm at random locations (no running water for toilets, this place was remote!)





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Simon

posted on 3/4/10 at 11:06 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Reason: all the men on the farm pee around the farm at random locations (no running water for toilets, this place was remote!)




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Benzine

posted on 5/4/10 at 08:29 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Simon
quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Reason: all the men on the farm pee around the farm at random locations (no running water for toilets, this place was remote!)




ATB

Simon


if they lost 100lbs each and ditched the dungerees then it'd be close, the hair and beards are spot though!





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