AndyW
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 12:49 PM |
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Wedding anniversary wind up
Hi all,
It's our 10th anniversary this week and I have been winding the Mrs up for weeks. I always buy her nice stuff, although she seems to not always
agree. In fact she has either returned or sold everything I have brought in the past . Lol.....
Anyway I have just got her a new car which I collect on Wednesday, one she has said she always wanted, so we will see. What I would like from the lcb
collective is some ideas to drip feed to her friends. They have all offered to give me an opinion of the gift but I don't want to actually tell
them it's a car.
So silly suggestions, sexist items, teasmaid what ever you can think of to wind them all up and start a real gossip debate.
They will all talk amongst themselves and who knows they may even give the Mrs the heads up on the false idea.
Over to you...
Thanks
Andy
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ian locostzx9rc2
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 01:02 PM |
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Rotary washing line cover? New iron , vac cleaner ,mop and bucket ,wooden spoon ,Power tools is always good????
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mk85
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 01:09 PM |
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One of those day experience like a hot air balloon or paintballing
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Adamirish
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 01:10 PM |
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A pair of marigolds. New Hoover. Nothing as she never likes/wants your gifts any way!
MK Indy 1700 Xflow
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steve m
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 01:39 PM |
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A Harley street appointment for a face lift ?
that should start there tongues wagging, them thinking you think your wife needs a face lift
steve
Thats was probably spelt wrong, or had some grammer, that the "grammer police have to have a moan at
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leon51274
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 01:56 PM |
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A boob job!
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coozer
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 02:08 PM |
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A maids outfit? Or maybe something just as tacky??
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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liam.mccaffrey
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 03:06 PM |
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I bought my wife a set of global knives for christmas once.
Build Blog
Build Photo Album
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benchmark51
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 03:14 PM |
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A couple of pairs of slimming pants and a new razor did it for my missus. Now ex missus, see worked a treat. Kit cars whenever I want.
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jacko
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 04:21 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
Hi all,
It's our 10th anniversary this week and I have been winding the Mrs up for weeks. I always buy her nice stuff, although she seems to not always
agree. In fact she has either returned or sold everything I have brought in the past . Lol.....
Anyway I have just got her a new car which I collect on Wednesday, one she has said she always wanted, so we will see. What I would like from the lcb
collective is some ideas to drip feed to her friends. They have all offered to give me an opinion of the gift but I don't want to actually tell
them it's a car.
So silly suggestions, sexist items, teasmaid what ever you can think of to wind them all up and start a real gossip debate.
They will all talk amongst themselves and who knows they may even give the Mrs the heads up on the false idea.
Over to you...
Thanks
Andy
as She always takes them back or sell them just say you are not getting her anything this year
jacko
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bi22le
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 05:52 PM |
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I quite often tell my wife that i have brought her a track day. If she does not want it, i know some one who would like it. Yours truly!
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/13/viewthread.php?tid=139152&page=1
Me doing a sub 56sec lap around Brands Indy. I need a geo set up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHksfvIGB3I
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Irony
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 05:56 PM |
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I took my missus microlighting. I wound her up for weeks about what it was. Mostly by asking her mates if they knew if she was......... Basically
lots of different phobias. Hinting that it's potholing works well. Very few people enjoy that. Or bunjy jumping.
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woodster
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 06:19 PM |
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Botox injections
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perksy
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| posted on 11/10/15 at 06:45 PM |
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One of the girls at work had a Flymo hover mower bought for her by her husband
I thought it was a wind-up, but she was made up with it and said she only had a push mower before 
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Ivan
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| posted on 12/10/15 at 07:58 AM |
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We give each other a set amount of money for Xmas & Birthdays and nothing on other so called special days like anniversaries (Just a hug and a
kiss) Have been doing this for 40+ years.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 12/10/15 at 08:11 AM |
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Before now we've come to "an arrangement". She buys me what she wants, and I buy her what I want, then we swap on Christmas Day. 
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 12/10/15 at 11:34 AM |
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this is one of these things that can backfire, let us know when she runs you over with the car
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