Jon Ison
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 07:41 AM |
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Wiping ones bottom ?
After hurting my right arm, (I,m left handed) and thinking how the heck am I going to wipe ones bottom I realised I always use my right hand, lucky
then but what does everyone else do ?
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Peteff
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 07:57 AM |
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You're married and still wipe your own?  Try using the "wrong hand" to brush your teeth as well. When I injured my shoulder I had
to do everything left handed and learnt to cope quite adequately, at first everything was a challenge though.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:00 AM |
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You didn't ask the crucial "front to back" or "back to front" technique.
FWIW, I don't wipe my bum as I don't poop. Apparently it's just me and Her Majesty who don't!
It's Evolution Baby!
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Peteff
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:05 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
You didn't ask the crucial "front to back" or "back to front" technique.
FWIW, I don't wipe my bum as I don't poop. Apparently it's just me and Her Majesty who don't!
Or like Rimmer, one up one down and one to polish
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:09 AM |
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Is that why he was called Rimmer? 
It's Evolution Baby!
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Humbug
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:13 AM |
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Eh? There's no option for using toilet paper instead of using a hand
(the old ones are the best!)
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:18 AM |
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As a clean freak, I was most upset with the facilities in my first office in the rural Balkans. A hole in the floor, no bog-roll, and an old soft
drinks bottle that was filled with tap water.
No soap and the bottle had finger-smudges round it!
There was no mistaking when Scotty-boy needed to go as he was seen walking up the corridor with his own loo-roll and bar of soap! The locals thought
I was very odd
It's Evolution Baby!
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MK9R
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:35 AM |
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you've missed off "drag yourself across the carpet" 
Cheers Austen
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:38 AM |
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A relative of mine recently broke BOTH arms after falling down a flight of stairs, resulting in both arms in plaster. Its a good job his wife loved
him.
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wilkingj
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:38 AM |
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Get a Bidet!
Then when your hand / arm gets better you can use the Bidet to wash you feet. Its a lot easier than ballancing on one leg with your foot in the
sink
1. The point of a journey is not to arrive.
2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Best Regards
Geoff
http://www.v8viento.co.uk
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r1_pete
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:42 AM |
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You mean you dont employ a 'Groom of the Stool'
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kipper
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 08:57 AM |
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Last time I was In Tokyo,I went to see sumo wrestling ,I asked the question ,how does the big guy reach his bottm to give it a wipe, answer was they
have an assistant to do that.
Not a job I would like.
Denis.
Where did that go?
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whitestu
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 09:00 AM |
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This is just too off topic - please delete!
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NigeEss
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 09:25 AM |
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Have you got a dog ?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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corrado vr6
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:06 AM |
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What No Key hole surgery!
http://r1indy7.wordpress.com/
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balidey
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:22 AM |
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Depends what you eat, you can get away without 'needing' to wipe.
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:39 AM |
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In Africa they just use leaves in a longdrop toilet
Like to see the buggers use the nettle leaves you get here
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:47 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
Depends what you eat, you can get away without 'needing' to wipe.
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I guess that whoever does your laundry would disagree!
It's Evolution Baby!
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balidey
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:54 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by balidey
Depends what you eat, you can get away without 'needing' to wipe.
I guess that whoever does your laundry would disagree!
Three words...
Buy
Brown
Pants
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 10:58 AM |
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It's Evolution Baby!
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TheGiantTribble
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 11:34 AM |
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Out in Mongolia, the local goat herders use fist sized stones/pebbles
apparently it's wise to spend a few minutes looking on the ground for a rounded one rather than one with sharp edges
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norfolkluego
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 11:49 AM |
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Bit of 38mm water hose shoved up the er... required apperture, nothing touches the sides (of you), job done, no need to wash.
Pop the 'used' water hose in the dishwasher*, jobs a goodun, ready for next time.
* N.B. A parts washer makes a suitable alternative
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Dick Axtell
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 02:18 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by norfolkluego
Bit of 38mm water hose shoved up the er... required apperture, nothing touches the sides (of you), job done, no need to wash.
Which is exactly what one does in Kuala Lumpur, in their non-European bogatrines. Best remember to hire a towel beforehand, otherwise you have to
"drip-dry"!
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Angel Acevedo
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 02:31 PM |
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Theres also the Japanese way (Or at least how we call it in Mexico)
Grab paper cone, remove and save tip (bottom), Insert finger through small hole, clean surface, grab cone with other hand (oops, method not suitable
for single handed use) squeeze fecal matter off finger, dispose of soiled cone, use cone tip to clean nail crevices....
Done... (in Gordons Ramsay´s accent)
Beware of what you wish.. for it may come true....
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scootz
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| posted on 16/6/11 at 02:37 PM |
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Uuuuurrrggghhhhh!
It's Evolution Baby!
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