Macbeast
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 09:06 AM |
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Old Age Sucks
I couldn't find my debit card this morning. After some thought, I realised I had probably put it in my shirt pocket after using an ATM. Looked
for that shirt for 15 mins - not in laundry basket, not on bed, not in bathroom, not on floor, not in kitchen ( getting desperate now ).
Eventually realised I was wearing that same shirt 
I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.
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Peteff
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 09:28 AM |
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Yes but was your card in the pocket ?
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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scootz
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 09:40 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Yes but was your card in the pocket ?
What card?
It's Evolution Baby!
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HowardB
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 09:54 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Yes but was your card in the pocket ?
What card?
next thursday!
Howard
Fisher Fury was 2000 Zetec - now a 1600 (it Lives again  and goes zoom)
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pewe
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 10:04 AM |
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David Cameron 
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ReMan
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 12:05 PM |
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"where's me puddin"
www.plusnine.co.uk
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Steve Hignett
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 12:53 PM |
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Blue mini-bus
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AllWeatherDan
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 01:44 PM |
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That Turnips from mi allotment!
There is no such thing as a stupid question.
Just the ones I ask!
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Peteff
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 03:55 PM |
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I wanted green jelly !
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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40inches
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 04:19 PM |
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Spent 15mins frantically searching for my car keys, until swimbo pointed out that they were in my hand
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theprisioner
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 04:54 PM |
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Not arf
I don't drink much these days. But the last time I did, the next day I went into Screwfix to buy some customers material. I normally pay with my
business de bit card that I use every day and have done for 5 years. That day the brin cell died overnight, I had to go home and look it up.
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bi22le
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 05:55 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
I couldn't find my debit card this morning. After some thought, I realised I had probably put it in my shirt pocket after using an ATM. Looked
for that shirt for 15 mins - not in laundry basket, not on bed, not in bathroom, not on floor, not in kitchen ( getting desperate now ).
Eventually realised I was wearing that same shirt
Phah! You dont have to be old to do that sort of thing but it gives a great excuse for when you forget what or why you were trying to find it!!
Track days ARE the best thing since sliced bread, until I get a supercharger that is!
Please read my ring story:
http://www.locostbuilders.co.uk/forum/13/viewthread.php?tid=139152&page=1
Me doing a sub 56sec lap around Brands Indy. I need a geo set up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHksfvIGB3I
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deltron63
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 06:14 PM |
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Welcome to my world 
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ed1max
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 06:25 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
I couldn't find my debit card this morning. After some thought, I realised I had probably put it in my shirt pocket after using an ATM. Looked
for that shirt for 15 mins - not in laundry basket, not on bed, not in bathroom, not on floor, not in kitchen ( getting desperate now ).
Eventually realised I was wearing that same shirt
I tried to call someone today by punching the number into the remote control for the TV.
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coozer
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 06:29 PM |
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I searched high n low for mine, all over the house, garden, garage, the route I'd just been with the dog.. no luck, called the bank, canceled
the cards, walked in the bog and there it was on the window sill.. DOH!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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otodb
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 06:32 PM |
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Mate of mine couldn't remember where he'd left his car at tescos, took him ages to find it. Next time he was at the Doc's he
mentioned it to him & asked if he had he got Dementia. The Doc said no thats not a problem, but if you forget the colour you'r really in
trouble.
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Xtreme Kermit
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 08:03 PM |
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Loving this thread...
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theprisioner
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| posted on 21/6/12 at 08:14 PM |
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The wife
The wife lost her mobile in February. It was not lost she said, just misplaced, "don't report it stolen, it will turn up". I tried
ringing it but of course she never switches it on, emergency use only excuse. Well I ignored it for a few months and sure enough there was no billing.
She turned the car/house/my cars/ the daughters cars/houses upside down no phone.
One day her car broke down, had to put 1£/minute into a pay phone at Tesco's to tell me to fix it. I fixed the car after cycling to where she
broke down as she won't drive my van (or Westfield).
I will get to the point.....
At that point I went to Argos paid over £20 and bingo new pay as you go phone. Several weeks later the phone turned up in her hand bag where it had
been all the time. What does my wife say "someone must have put it there, I looked there immediately I lost it".
I think she must mean me cos the cat is the only other inhabitant of my house these days.
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Jasper
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 01:53 PM |
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Yup, same here, 'lost' my wallet a couple of weeks ago, cancelled my cards, ordered a new driving licence, then 'found' it in
my other jacket!!
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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Davegtst
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 02:08 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ed1max
quote:
Originally posted by Macbeast
I couldn't find my debit card this morning. After some thought, I realised I had probably put it in my shirt pocket after using an ATM. Looked
for that shirt for 15 mins - not in laundry basket, not on bed, not in bathroom, not on floor, not in kitchen ( getting desperate now ).
Eventually realised I was wearing that same shirt
I tried to call someone today by punching the number into the remote control for the TV.
I remember my dad trying to answer the remote once with his phone ringing away in his pocket.
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splitrivet
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 02:19 PM |
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Spent half an hour looking for me specs then realised I was wearing them, best bit is the missus was helping me look and she never noticed.
Cheers,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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vanepico
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 02:54 PM |
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I regularly go out into the garage and completely forget why I went in there, it's even worse because I'm still only 19. And this was even
before I went to uni
EDIT:Garage/Workshop 
[Edited on 22/6/12 by vanepico]
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bonzoronnie
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 03:22 PM |
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I have got to the stage that I cycle through the Grandsons names till I get the right one.
More often than not, when I have been out with the dog, when I return home I try to unlock the front door of the house with the remote fob of my Jeep.
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 06:03 PM |
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Years ago when I was 20-something, I took my parents down to see my sister (Wellingborough - Bognor Regis, about 127 miles). This involved a comfort
stop (or two) for my folk.
M1 J12 toddington services, comfort stop.
London gateway M1, comfort stop.
Guildford, comfort stop.
At each stop I waited patiently in the car so that we may carry on just as soon as they had both returned. At the forth stop just near five mile
bottom, my mother returned first and on entering the car she asked me, almost sounding indignantly, " How come you haven't needed to use
the loo's yet?"
To this I replied "I don't know why, I just don't need to."
Now I am in my 50's I know the reason why, it was because I was a lot younger then.
Now then, where DID I put my..........................................................
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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chillis
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| posted on 22/6/12 at 06:10 PM |
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Ahh now what did I come in here for ?????
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